This promotion shouldn’t need to exist.

Unfortunately, it does.

Long story short, I chose a bad time to be sick.

Living with chronic illness is draining - physically, emotionally, and financially. Similarly, so is having several back-to-back temporary health issues.

While I was on a content writing hiatus, I dealt with both. I then struggled to get my income back to baseline as my medical bills piled up. As a result, I have more medical debt than I’ve ever had before.

You would think that having health insurance, steady income, and financial assistance from the hospital would prevent something like this from happening. This was a wake-up call that no one in the U.S. is immune to similar situations.

These service bundles hope to resolve that problem.

Each offer on this page will cover a specific medical bill. In addition to the services included in the bundles. you’ll receive a personal thank-you note for helping me close this chapter of my journey to financial independence.

Exclusive Bundle Offers

If a service bundle you’re interested in has already been claimed, contact me and I’ll honor the prices on this page.

Bending Over Backwards

for physical therapy

  • 1 blog post: 500 words with 1 SME interview

  • 1 Pinterest graphic for the blog post

$180.39

Grow a Backbone

for a spine clinic appointment

  • 5 Canva graphics for Instagram

$50.00

I Can See Right Through You

for imaging

  • 2-color name badge for 3 people (same design, different information)

$40.26

Staying Alive

for an emergency room visit

  • 4 blog posts: 500 words

$452.39

Minor Adjustments

for chiropractor appointment

  • A 2-color business card for 2 people (same design, different information)

$40.00

Talking it Out

for psychotherapy

  • 2 blog posts: 500 words each

$250.00

Off the Charts

for a blood test

  • 1 full color business card design for 4 people (same design, different information)

$63.10

Catching My Breath

for an emergency room visit

  • 70 X/Threads/Bluesky posts with text, with or without links

$167.64

Just in Case

for a primary care appointment

  • 3 automatic email responses for vacations

$27.22

Testing the Waters

for a blood test

  • 1 full color flyer design

  • 1 full color merch design

$135.04

Bad to the Bone

for imaging

  • 1 blog post: 1,000 words with topic suggestions

  • 3 Pinterest graphics for the blog post

$284.26

Frequent Flyer

for assorted services and specialist appointments with a regional hospital network

  • 1 bi-fold brochure design

  • 1 tri-fold or Z-fold brochure design

  • 3 flyer designs (single or double sided, any number of colors)

  • 5 merch designs (2-color or full color)

  • 1 full color business card design for 12 people (same design, different information)

$676.08

Wave a Magic Wand

to make it all go away

  • 1 month of premium VA services (Gold tier)

$2,057.12

Offer valid as of 7/20/2025. This offer is subject to change as other offers are taken and as more claims get processed by insurance.

FAQs

  • Most of them are! These bundles are either discounted services or priced the same as they normally are.

  • Medical claims can take over a month to process, and I only receive bills after insurance has paid their share. I don’t yet know what all of my medical care will cost, so this page lists what I know so far.

  • No. I’m offering these bundles so I can pay them myself.

  • Yes. I have medical insurance through the Affordable Care Act. I reached my $5,000 deductible in the beginning of May, and most of my medical expenses came from services received before insurance started paying more.

  • Because funerals are more expensive than the total cost of these medical bills.

Claim a bundle:

My client onboarding process for this promotion is the same as it is for my standard services. Fill out this form to see if I’m the right virtual assistant for you.